Like I told my last wife, I says, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes." John Carpenter's classic modern-day western about the stalwart sidekick with delusions of grandeur, Jack Burton asks what do you do when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."