Have you recently acquired several pounds of Bones miniatures that have no paint on them? Has an emergency miniatures tournament cropped up and you need a painted army yesterday? Are you slowly being drowned in a sea of unpainted pewter and need to try and dig yourself out? Have no fear! Using this time tested technique bequeathed to us by the lazy grognards of yore, you will soon be painting enormous quantities of miniatures in no time flat, and all to a standard that will not scandalize your judgmental gaming friends!