We’ve all heard stories of the world’s oldest profession. So of course this occupation would find its way into our favorite science fiction. From Firefly to Battlestar Galactica to Bladerunner and countless others, some from of prostitution is represented. We analyze its use, social impact on the time, stereotypes of our fandoms and the difference between criminal and consensual. With humor and insight, we'll walk a path to understanding why it improves these worlds.