Prepare to have that ridiculous expression slapped right off your face! Join us for An Evening of Effervescent Entertainments, comprised of celebrated variety acts from the Americas and Beyond. It might not be the show you WANT, but it is the show you DESERVE. A veritable Cornucopia of Mirth and Merriment; Bedlam and Ballyhoo. Featuring Celebrity Guests from the GalaxyCon Galaxy of Celebrity Guests, appearing in performances both Humorous and Profound. Presented for the enjoyment and edification of YOU: the unworthy and unwashed masses. Witness it, and be uplifted! Miss it, and consign yourself to a life of well-earned shame and regret! Enter, and be AMAZED! Avec la participation spéciale de D.W. SNYDER: The World's Drunkest Showman! DISCLAIMER: Dana Snyder is not a "doctor." "Entertainment" is subjective. Your definition of "celebrity" may differ. Profundity not guaranteed.
